Monday, August 4, 2008

Opinion: Lindsay Lohan

Ahhh... so all the surprises coming from Lindsay Lohan and her new lover Samantha Ronson. What do our dynamic Elaine and Josh think about Lohan's new foray into homosexuality?

JOSH SAYS: I have to say... I'm not quite convinced. I just read that they want to get married at the end of the year but what the hell?!! It's only been a few months. And I can imagine Wilmur Valderama (or however you spell his name) is rather embarrassed and can testify that Lindsay Lohan is hetero indeed, or at least bi. I see this whole relationship ending like Anne Heche and Ellen. Lindsay is going to undergo an epiphany and realize... "Hey! I'm NOT gay after all!". Poor Samantha Ronson...

However, I do hope that if they do get married it works out. Because divorce is never nice.

ELAINE SAYS: I'd say that since she's met Samantha, she's really gotten her shit together (or so it seems). And did she really date Wilmur whatever? And maybe she just dated Aaron Carter because she was really in love with Hilary Duff and wanted to make her jealous!

Oh well, I guess I'm happy for Lindsay, whether she's really a lesbian or just a for-now-bian.

2 comments:

Emily said...

The world needs more dykes. That is all.

Lunar Earth Mama said...

Hahaha! The comment about Lindsay maybe really liking Hilary Duff is hilarious!